From Dr. Strangelove to Canada and beyond, the journey's and memories of my life with G.

Thursday, May 19, 2016

I heard it so I wrote it. A funny story....

This post has little or nothing to do with the Cumbres and Toltec but I like it so I wrote it.


Perhaps the most extreme section of railroad built in the United States was the climb to the 11,660’ saddle at Rollins Pass on the Denver Northwestern & Pacific Railroad, “The Moffat Road”.   The 23 mile passage of Rollins pass was one of the highest adhesion railroads in the world.  Brilliantly utilizing long proven Civil Engineering techniques it employed a series of reverse curves on a 2% grade at the beginning of the assault, in Toland Colorado, to form a series of steps called “The Giant’s Ladder” sprawling across the mountain side.   A much reduced version, Whiplash Curves, is still in use at Mile Post 295.5 on the Cumbres and Toltec. 


Beyond the “Ladder” a brief interlude with two reverse curves within a wooded area and around a small lake set the stage for an impressive final assault on the pass using an unheard of, for standard gauge, 4% grade through a narrow granite spine, "Needle’s Eye Tunnel", which exited a breathtaking 2,000’ feet above South Boulder Creek Canyon.  The traverse to the Pass from this point employed two consecutive trestles let into scree and hard rock of a near wall at a place named “Devil's Slide”.  Though now closed, G and I drove this road many times in the early years of our marriage.


Devil's Slide - Current
Devil's Slide 40 years ago
An extensive network of rails and service structures, including a Hotel, were all housed within a massive snowshed.  This arrangement was to be temporary until a tunnel under the mountain could be bored; the “temporary” arrangement lasted nearly 30 years until the completion of the Moffat Tunnel.

Fighting snow on Rollins (Corona) Pass
Fighting snow was the undoing of the railroad and in time it entered bankruptcy but, with the completion of the tunnel the property became a prime target of its chief competitor the Denver and Rio Grande Western Railroad.  The D&RGW acquired the DNW&P, which was then called The Denver & Salt Lake Railroad, shortly after completion of the tunnel.  With the storied D&RGW now long absorbed into the Union Pacific the roadbed and tunnel of the “Moffat Road” continue in use to this day by both the Union Pacific and BNSF railroads.  Undoubtedly the most beautiful journey on the AMTRAK is the California Zephyr which traverses the Moffat Road twice daily.


Inside Corona Snowshed
In the early days railroading was a tough and dangerous business.  At the end of a winter shift train crews would gather round a warm stove drinking coffee and telling stories.  Sometimes serious and often funny the one that follows when told resulted in raucous laughter – I don’t know the names so all I can relate is the framework. 

First a little background: the setting for the story is winter within the snow sheds on Corona (Rollins Pass) at 11,600'+.  They were notorious for filling with smoke, steam, noxious gasses and ash because the sheds had few vents in the roof. Now the story:

An eastbound freight stopped in the shed with the caboose well within the confines.  The conductor was comfortable with a warm fire in his stove and a cup of coffee to drink.


In the darkness a second eastbound freight slowly drifted into the smoke filled shed and coupled into the caboose housing the conductor.  Because of the dense smoke the engineer of the second locomotive could not see the lead train, thus he continued to ease the train forward which slowly folded the caboose like an accordion. 


The conductor in a panic realized the rear platform of the caboose was collapsing and rushed to the front of the caboose only to find the way out blocked on both sides.  The only alternative was to slide between to the collapsing cars to a space between the rails as the slowly collapsing caboose and the freight car directly ahead also started to fold-up. 


So it went with the conductor recumbent between the rails as the locomotive of train #2 continued to crush cars until the engineer finally realized what was happening and cut off the steam.  The firebox of the locomotive was then directly above the unfortunate conductor.


As the conductor breathed a sigh of relief at not being squashed a hot coal fell out of the locomotive firebox and landed on his chest.  It burned through his jacket, coveralls and shirt and then into his chest where his blood extinguished the coal.


End of story and everyone laughed riotously at how funny it was. 

FUNNY – WERE THEY MAD? 

To those early day trainmen this was a funny story because the conductor, who was the object of derision and was likely sharing a cup of coffee during the joke, survived; a tough life indeed.